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“Well, guess that’s done.” She wanted to delay getting dressed, but she had her directions. And Dr. Faded’s directions were meant to be followed. Celeste re-entered her bedroom and immediately found her bed made with an outfit laid on top of it. “What the…” She groaned. “This stalker routine is getting annoying. Why the crap does a super-villain want me to dress like this?”
She picked up her panties and bra slid them on. She gave a sigh of relief as the bra took some of the burden of her ample breasts off of her back. She continued to monologue as she buttoned up a lavender-hued silk blouse. “I mean, he’s a mad scientist, right? Wouldn’t he be doing some experiments on me or something?” She kept buttoning up the shirt until she remembered her orders to show off a little cleavage. She groaned and undid a few buttons. “Stupid super-villains!”
With some struggle, she squeezed into a tiny, tight, pastel yellow business skirt that left no curve to the imagination. “Grk… how am I supposed to move in this?” She stepped into a pair of three-inch purple heels. She couldn’t shake the feeling that she looked like the sexy office coworker she had seen in chick-flicks.
“Make-up next, I guess.” With heels on, her new strut felt even more natural than before. As she reentered the bathroom, each step produced a crisp clack against the tiled floor. She sat herself down at the mirror and pulled a make-up kit out from a cabinet. How she knew where the kit was being stored was beyond her. She examined her face and without a moment of hesitation started applying foundation. As she did so, Celeste considered what shade of blush and eyeliner would go best with her outfit. Before she knew it, she was applying some mascara to her eyelashes and putting on some lipstick. With a pucker of her now tantalizing dark red lips, she finished putting on her face, knowing that now was an absolute knockout that any man would die to have.
As she put away her make-up kit, she remembered that Dr. Faded told her to put on her pearl earrings. She quickly picked them off the counter and pushed them into the pierced holes in her earlobes. With a quick glance, she straightened her blouse and swayed out of her bathroom, through her bedroom, and out the door for the first time since waking up.
The sight that greeted Celeste’s eyes was staggering. She stood in some kind of penthouse that was perched high atop Pinnacle City. Instead of having a wall, the spacious living room had a large glass window that gave her a view of the entire city. She gravitated towards the window as if hypnotized. She scanned the area immediately below, trying to figure out where she is. “Okay, what’s down here? Holy crap, is that Superior Motors Arena?”
“Yes, my dear. That is indeed Superior Motors Arena. As you have no doubt already deduced, you are in the southwest part of town, in top penthouse of the recently rebuilt Hoffman Hotel, which I own I might add.”
Celeste raised her head from the view. She recognized the voice in an instant, as each word he said seemed to send a tingle into her neck. “You own? That’s impossible. The Hoffman Hotel was bought and rebuilt by…” She turned around and found herself looking at a tall, broad shouldered man. His brown hair was pulled back in a short ponytail and she found she couldn’t pull her gaze from his chocolate-colored eyes. Against her will, her heart skipped a beat. “… Maxwell Paragon?”
The man smirked. “In the flesh, my sexy minion. And I must say, you look absolutely delicious this morning.”
Celeste staggered backwards, her brain suffering from all kinds of overload. Maxwell Paragon was one of the richest men in the world, not to mention the owner of the company she had worked as a shipping manager for back when she was Daniel Erie. “There—there’s no way. You can’t be Dr. Faded. You… you can’t!”
“Ah, heroes and their preconceived notions. And pray tell why I, a multi-billionaire genius cannot be Dr. Faded.”
“B…because…” She tried to form words but her brain was still rebooting from the startling revelation.
“Because what? I assume you have a point to make after that because, otherwise you’re just using the same argument that a kindergartener would use; though, frankly I wouldn’t be surprised if you couldn’t muster arguments better than a child. You have yet to show much skill at these verbal sparring matches.”
That was enough to get Celeste to wake up. She growled, “You can’t be Dr. Faded. You’re a respected businessman, owner of Paragon Industries, and you invented the CADS-car, you own the Paragon City Crashers, for justice’s sake! Nobody with a profile as high as yours could possibly run all that and be a super-villain! There just isn’t enough time in the day!”
Maxwell Paragon chuckled and straightened his tie. “Maybe I should explain my history a little so you can understand how a man like myself can have the time to be a villain. I got my second doctorate a year before most people get their high school diploma. At that point I was being recruited by all kinds of businesses, but I was far too intelligent to work for a company. I mean, any idea I came up with would become theirs and I’d earn a pitiful fraction that I could on my own. So instead, I set out with some venture capitalist money and started Paragon Industries in a humble, little office in Gaussberg. Within a few months, I invented the integrated system that made it possible for cars to navigate the streets without a person behind the wheel: the Completely Automated Driving System or CADS.”
Paragon leaned on the window and overlooked the city. “The individual car companies tried to buy CADS from me but I wouldn’t have it. I simply demanded I get paid a small royalty for every car sold with CADS installed. Oh, they initially balked at the low offer of one-quarter of a percent of each car sold. Not to be deterred, I set up shops across the country where people could get CADS installed in their vehicle for a mere $275. People gladly paid me $275 to be free of the hassle of having to actually drive their cars everyday… and it didn’t hurt that manned vehicles were in 32 times more wrecks than CADS-cars. Insurance premiums on CADS-cars became a fraction of what they were on normal cars.”
“Finally, Superior Motors accepted my proposal and agreed in exchange for the right to put CADS into every car they built. It was to a point where now nobody would even consider a CADS-less car and thus the other motor companies were forced to agree to my terms. I now essentially was the owner of point-two-five percent of the entire automobile industry. That netted me my first four billion dollars.”
“Once you make four-billion you don’t have to work very hard. Plus it’s hard to keep track of all that money. At that point I hired competent business experts to run the day to day operations of Paragon Industries. Now I am the venture capitalist. I spend four hours every weekday in my office just going over technical ideas that are submitted to me. Thanks to my acute eye for the world of physics, chemistry, engineering, and such I can figure out which ideas should be invested in and which ones should be dropped.”
“When presented with a promising idea, I invest in the individual or individuals who came up with it and provide them funding to work on their idea. Now, of course I could proceed with a project much quicker than them, but with so many projects I essentially have them do the preliminary testing on ideas for me. Individuals like Jenny Sparks make for great testing grounds for great ideas.”
Celeste gasped. “Jenny Sparks? You mean Cirquette? The teenage techno-heroine?” Cirquette may have been only seventeen years old but she was a genius and one of the more prominent members of DEVO.
The businessman flashed a villainous grin. “Oh yes. Who do you think paid for her suit? The government subsidizes her, sure, but there is no way they’d completely pay for such a costly suit of armor. No, I paid for all the expensive research, testing, and upkeep of her technologically advanced suit… and then I improve whatever concepts I’d like to incorporate for my own villainous purpose. If anyone cared to pay attention they’d realize that Dr. Faded uses the same Tesla-cannons that Cirquette uses, only my gloves require much less power than her “energy gauntlets”. She wouldn’t need the hydraulic lift units covering her entire armor if she didn’t have to carry that 400 pound power supply on her back. Quite wasteful really.”
“Wait, so you’re claiming that you’re actually funding the people you fight as Dr. Faded.”
“Oh yes! I fund quite a few of DEVO’s projects. Gives me the heads up on what they are planning. Always stay one step ahead of the competition. It also gives me the additional advantage of raising my profile within the Villains’ Union when I defeat heroes like Cirquette and Trooper.”
Celeste shook her head, quite disturbed at knowing that a great enemy of the Department of Enhanced Vigilante Oversight actually had very sensitive knowledge freely at his fingertips. Were heroes really that inept or was he just this good? “So, wait, you spend four hours a day just looking over business proposals? Don’t you have more responsibility than that as an owner of so much?”
“Well, as I said I have many competent business professionals who run my various companies for me. I’m mostly a very well paid and insanely brilliant engineer. Since I only spend four hours a day on business, I can spend four to six more hours a day on villainous schemes. Now, that could entail improving technology for my own use, gathering intelligence for future heists, or scoping out future targets… like you.”
Celeste took a step back. “How did you find out about me?”
Maxwell laughed. “Please! You worked for my company as a shipping manager. Every few nights you wouldn’t clock out until very late. Luck would have it those were the same nights that security would pick up an obscure vigilante standing on top of the roof of Paragon Industries Tower talking to himself while listening to a police scanner. I instructed security to let you be. They thought it was because I was being kind and letting a hero have a perch from which to launch his campaign of justice. What they didn’t know is I was observing you, studying you, watching your every move.”
“Your powers intrigued me. And I wanted a sexy minion who had powers that would be both useful and fun to study. To that end… well here we are.”
Celeste shook her head and closed her eyes. “This—this is impossible.”
“And yet you are standing here in a short business skirt, wearing a revealing blouse, and have more curves than a sine wave.”
She grit her teeth together. “Why did you have me dress like this? What does any of this have to do with me being your minion?”
Paragon steepled his fingers menacingly. “Ah, the crux of the matter. Well, my buxom beauty, you see if I have someone as sexy as you living in my penthouse, rumors are going to start flying. Rather than try to hide them, I think it’s best if we just run with what people assume. You, Gabrielle Celeste Edenview, are going to be my girlfriend.”
Celeste felt herself try to throw up at the very thought. “Your… girlfriend?”
“Indeed. It makes perfect sense given that you live with me and are quite female.”
A surge of panic flooded her mind. Live-in girlfriends typically were a lot more intimate with their boyfriends than the redhead was comfortable with. And Celeste knew she couldn’t disobey any orders that she was given. “You’re not going to make me—you know—are you?”
Maxwell cocked his head to the side curiously. “Make you what? Have sex with me? Do you want to? I’m more than happy to oblige.”
“NO!”
Celeste’s yell caused the billionaire’s ears to ring. “Then no, I’m not going to. If I had intercourse with you, against your will, that’d be rape. I’m a super-villain, not a sex-offender. Members of the Villains’ Union have standards. Besides it’s considered unprofessional to sleep with your minions unless you’re going to up their status to partner-in-crime.”
Celeste took a big sigh of relief and felt strangely grateful. Sure she had been kidnapped, transformed into a hot woman, and had her free will removed, but at least the guy who did it wasn’t also a sex-starved pervert. She lamented how far her standards for what constituted “good news” had fallen. “That’s nice to hear—uh, so that’s my cover. I’m your girlfriend. Okay, could be worse, I guess. Wait…” Suddenly, she remembered the rumors about Maxwell Paragon’s girlfriends that swirled around the office. “Don’t you usually employ your girlfriend as your secretary?”
Paragon clapped his hands. “Ding-ding-ding! She finally connects the dots! Congratulations, Celeste, you’re hired!”
She scowled. “But I don’t want a new job! I was perfectly fine working as a shipping manager!”
“Tsk, tsk, tsk. I have a certain reputation to uphold, darling. If there isn’t a beautiful young woman who is my girlfriend sitting at my secretary’s desk, people will start to wonder what I do with all my time at the office. Right now I can get away with people not asking questions because they assume some of my time is spent with my girlfriend, if you get my meaning.”
Celeste tried to find a way out of the current situation. “But—but I don’t even know how to be a secretary.”
“Oh please, it’s not going to be that hard. Just manage my files, keep my schedule from getting too full with real work, and type up stuff for me every once in while. It’s not a difficult job. Most of my secretaries just spend most of their days texting their friends and looking pretty at their desk. If they can handle the job I’m sure you’ll do just fine.”
She held her hands in a last ditch effort to get him to change his mind. “I have no clue how to type with these fingernails being so long.”
He rolled his eyes. “Such things can be taken care of, Celeste. Quit whining. You’re my new secretary and that’s that.”
“Dammit.”
Paragon reached into his pocket and pulled out what looked like a miniature can of hair spray. “Now, another reason people have never guessed that I’m Dr. Faded is that I look nothing like him. What helps in that regard is that Dr. Faded has purple hair. Now, standard hair dyes would take too long to wash out, temporary hair-coloring sprays wash out too easy, and wigs can come off in battle. To that end, I invented this: FACADE.”
“Let me guess, it has an acronym.”
“See, you’re catching on. Follicle Adhesive Colorizer Applied by Dispersive Emission.”
“And how is this any different from the temporary hair-coloring sprays you just talked about.”
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Comment from Demon Overlord Robert
Time September 25, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Dr. Faded has my respect!Though I think Celeste would make a good villain by herself in time.
I honestly can see Faded and Celeste getting along in the future(Not that much), but enough to Help if the chip was removed…assuming they become friends and Celeste like’s being Bad.
“Hugbee’s”!Go on say, it’s fun!